Who Needs Math? We Have the Internet!!!

Technically, we are 9.02 years into this decade…

But we don’t do math no more.

Science either.

We abandoned history awhile back.

It’s the 2nd of January 2020.

It’s 2020.

December 31, 2019 was the end of the decade.

Issa decade cuz the internets said so.

Issa decade cuz people posting pics and viral status updates and they had said issa decade.

Cuz if it’s on the internet, it’s true.

I know my mama and daddy taught me to start counting with the number 1. But the internets and the shares and likes and retweets say start counting at zero… that’s what the algorithm say.

Hence, I need to teach my kids to start counting at 0.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

See? Ten numbers. A decade.

Zero is now one. One is now two.

Imma get 000,000,000 shares on this blog post. In the old math, that’s 111,111,111. Do you see all those zeroes? That’s a lot of shares!!!! Imma blow up, y’all!!!

0 = 1 and 1 = 2.

Unless it comes to money.

If my drink cost $3.00 and I give you $4. You better give me my dollar in change.

Give me $0, and I’mma start a boycott on Twitter. And get 0,000 people to never come to your establishment again.

Cuz 0 ain’t 1, unless the internets say so.

Hold on, I need to check my news feed…

Yes!!!! I’m beating the internet. I got 000,000,000,000,000 points. The internet only has 1.

Oh.

Apparently that was written in old math and counting time/years is relative.

It’s still undefeated.

Faith, hope, love and playfulness…

©️ M. J. Sales 2019